Clareification EditorsGood noontide! I'm Jonah and I'm a first year Engineer at Clare College, Trinity Lane, Cambridge, CB2 1TL, 52.2051 degrees N, 0.1152 degrees E. I'm defined by my accomplishments and my failures, and my level 3 Kellogg's swimming badges have helped shape me into the man I am today. My life is one of great adventure and unpredictability. I attended the Club Penguin opening party in London Zoo, as well as the High School Musical 3 premiere in Leicester Square, where I received a custom DS case which I still use to this day! The dynamic duo of Mr James G B Rodgers and I will strive to create a Clarification that we are proud of. Enjoy.
Hello. You know my name, but what's my story? Raised in the seal clubbing centre of the unincorporated territory which used to go by the name of Chernobyl, and educated within the confines of Marilyn Mason's ribcage, I punted my way to Clare and 'allegedly' stole the identity of a young fresher, However, these claims will never be proven, and I will continue to roam the streets of Cambridge in search of my birth father, John Wilkes Booth. I don't particularly care if you enjoy our offering, but Mr Jonah N Zur is a sensitive man so please be kind.